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E3 2019 Special.

lyrics

Verse 1
Watch this: our newest release!
The legendary series you've missed for years
Comes back, get ready for some action!
Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there
The fans will fix it anyway so we don’t care!
They'll patch it through micro transactions

So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag
You’re not getting any money back
You knew that was a one way wacky track

Just shut up and have your nylon bag
Coming up with it was real drag
All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec
So you’re NOT getting your money back

Chorus
It just works it just works
Little lies stunning shows
People buy money flows it just works
It just works it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works

Verse 2
Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
The creation engine’s aging very well
We're not planning on
Doing anything about it
Skyrim’s the limit, don’t deny it
See this mountain? You can buy it
In the dlc for the price of a real mountain!

What's wrong with a train in place of your head?
Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet
The battle spaceship with the dragon animation
Will become a new sensation on the internet

Just shut up, give us your every dime
Buying an armored horse is not a crime
Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so
BUY SKYRIM ONE MORE TODD DAMN TIME

Chorus
It just works it just works
Little lies stunning shows
People buy money flows it just works
It just works it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works

(Disappointed Fans Choir)
We don’t want your endless shit
It’s just not the game we need
Sick of looting useless junk
Graphics making our eyes bleed
We don’t want your endless shit
It’s just not the game we need
Sick of looting useless junk
Graphics making our eyes bleed

Now listen up
Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves
There’s two and a half peasants with the same ugly face
You’re not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains!
50 times the size of Skyrim’s, twice as many pointless caves!

You see,
We at Bethesda know exactly what you want
Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot
Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot
And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot

You’re never getting bored, you’ll have infinite quests
There’s every vagabond will put you to the test
You’ll be richly awarded with infinite chests
Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests

We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
Who needs a leveling system in a role playing game?
You came to slash and kill and save one more nation
No more levels and skills, only degradation!

It just works it just works
Little lies stunning shows
People buy money flows it just works
It just works it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works it just works
Little lies stunning shows
People buy money flows it just works
It just works it just works
Overpriced open worlds
Earnings rise, take my word
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works!
So, who’s laughing now?

credits

released June 11, 2019
Executive producer and songwriter
Alios

Sound producer, arranger and engineer
Masel

Guitars and Disappointed Fans Choir producer
Ergy

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Lead vocals by
Kyle Wright
as Todd Howard

Saxophones:
Ruslan Tustanovsky

Trumpet:
Egor Popov

Violins:
Nika Pshenova

Bass guitar:
Masel

Backing vocals:
Finchet Under Cover
Xineko
Kuro-no-Himitsu
Chaos Angel

Disappointed Fans Choir by
Finchet Under Cover, Kuro-no-Himitsu, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Kirya, Choki Chy, Felya, Andrey Dok, yurkin, Jerico, Vasya, Topöu Pim, Dima Litvinov, Aono, Elias Frost, Tsumi, Zuek, Meenouse, NiCK_Es, Flüt

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Video

Lead animator
Yumi the Cat

Screenplay
Alios

Post-production
Lenich

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The Chalkeaters Saint Petersburg, Russia

Once the Songwriter, the Performer and the Sound Engineer walked into a bar. That's basically how The Chalkeaters started.

We are the geek music project making songs about gaming industry, TV shows and memes since early 2019.

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