Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!

by The Chalkeaters

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tryhoppi yeah, as another reviewer said i am not going to haven 10/10 if I'm going to hell anyway might as well listen to sick beats on the way down Favorite track: Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!.

andrewidot im going to hell for buying this. 10/10 Favorite track: Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!.

majora_luna Very musical. Dynamic and alive. Sounds very fun and upbeat and energetic. The composer is clearly passionate and had a blast making this. 10/10 recommend to all. The audacity of the subject matter is just the cherry on top <3 Favorite track: Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!.

Alexia Scylding Incredibly catchy, I only listen to this for the plot, I swear Favorite track: Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All!.

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1.	The Chalkeaters feat. Black Gryph0n & PiNKII - Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! 03:31	lyrics	buy track
I dreamt to be the very best Among the strong and brave But masters of the Pokémon Prefer to feel like slaves I left my home, I tried to pass Right through the tall low poly grass As the strangest feeling in my pants Came like a tidal wave A wild Lopunny appears She's readily spreading her ears You see an Incineroar flexing, oh dear This ecosystem is weird Heed their call to catch ‘em all Master stop rubbing your blue poké balls Teach us new moves and carry us home We always do as we’re told The furrýmonication’s growing bolder They say it’s in the eye of the beholder I say it’s just effective Yeah it’s super effective More than a couple extra polygons My Fennekin evolved into a furry An animal or not? The line gets blurry I guess this is effective Yeah it's super effective So grab your ultra balls Gotta smash ‘em all! Pretend you like this game a lot Pretend you play it for the plot The only rule that you've been taught Must be the thirty fourth You see machokes, they roam the wild It looks disturbing, but you don't mind 'Cause in a fanfic that you write It's getting so much worse Pondering hearts Hardening parts Your partners completed the training Your battling art’s Defying the charts It’s so much more entertaining Gym leader appears The audience cheers Shattering battle arena Well she has no clue What you gonna do To her naive Primarina Ooh! Enemy Pokemon fainted Ooh! This pleasure, oh it's so tainted Look at her trainer, she's devastated Take this, you haters of furry baiting Ooh! A silence fell over the crowd Ooh! Only some kid is crying aloud But you won the match And you got the badge It's over the edge but your mommy is proud Why not just cast a line and see who's baited Reshaping the designs full-on R-rated Well that could be effective Yeah it's super effective Why polish game mechanics or a plot And at this point who cares what I've been drinking I find the eeveelutions pretty kinky It really is effective Yeah it's super effective So don't forget your goal Gotta smash 'em all! Lucario used "Choking" And you don’t wanna stop him A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket Scorbunny likes it faster Machoke is gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket (Gotta grab 'em all) If you are into felines You better ask Team Rocket A route to any fetish A harem in your pocket (Gotta yiff 'em all) Scorbunny likes it faster Machoke is gonna rock it Who wouldn't wanna master A harem in your pocket (Gotta breed 'em all) Yeah you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifus master A harem in your pocket (Gotta smash 'em all) Yeah you should be a master A harem in a pocket A furry waifus master A harem in your pocket (Gotta smash 'em all) Furrýmon!
2.	The Chalkeaters feat. Black Gryph0n & PiNKII - Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (YouTube Version) 01:40		buy track
3.	Furrýmon: Gotta Smash ’Em All! (Instrumental Version) 03:31		buy track

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Years have passed and Pokémon have changed, but mythical furry beasts are still in every trainer’s dreams… for all the right reasons. When “pass” is not an option, join young Furrýmon Master Chalk on his epic quest to smash ‘em all!

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released November 25, 2022

Written by Alios
Music Producer: Tim Maslov
Arranger / Guitars: Ergy
Vocals: Black Gryph0n, PiNKII
Mixing Engineer: Ilya Lukashev
Cover Art: Pondis

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Once the Songwriter, the Performer and the Sound Engineer walked into a bar. That's basically how The Chalkeaters started.

We are the geek music project making songs about gaming industry, TV shows and memes since early 2019.

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